Hi! Me Gracie! Two-legged thing mean to me. She chopped of my clawrs. Me not like it. No pictures of Gracie today because Two-legged thing battery dead. Two-legged thing doesn't know where battery juicer is. Stupid Two-legged thing. Me get lots of toys today tho, and Two-legged thing got Gracie green stuff that make me feel googley. Two-legged thing sprinkled it on cardboard and me rubs and rubs on it, and me make my clawrs sharp again. Me still growls lots at other cats. Two-legged thing got something called flyway that is supposed to make Gracie and other cats get along. Gracie lubs to purrrrrrrrrs on two-legged thing. Bye!