I am annoyed. We had a woofie come over to visit us today. I was crying to go out, and so Mom picked me up and took me outside to meet the woofie. I hissed, and I never hiss. I am the most easy going of all of us kitties. I am the first one to accept a new friend. Fortunately, the woofie never did anything to me, and never tried to bark at me or touch me or anything. In fact, when I hissed at her, she tried to move away from me. I am a fierce mancat.
(The worst part is that mom says we are going to be living with the woofie. She is introducing us in small doses).